As I look around and back at the posts I’ve written for the last year or so, I am reminded how well things have gone, but also how spectacularly I’ve managed to fail. If you are looking [...]]]>

Hip, hip, horrific are the words we sing
Hip, hip, horrific is our thing -(TMBG)

As I look around and back at the posts I’ve written for the last year or so, I am reminded how well things have gone, but also how spectacularly I’ve managed to fail. If you are looking for pitfalls to avoid – you’ve found them. If you want to see how not to train for something; look no further. If you would rather have less isk at the end of the day, then this is your lucky blog!

Seriously, the posts that inhabit these pages are filled with the heartache and misery of a pilot bashing her head against the same asteroid day after day after day. At the end of the day there is a hangar full of veldspar and tritanium, some trash modules and a ship that desperately needs a tune up. Along the way the pilot has learned that you shouldn’t trust another pilot but you have to trust the other pilots until they fail you. You can’t put 4000 m3 in a GSC and there’s no way to get a station container out of a station. Overheating missiles is not so effective and skilling up adequately for boosters is going to be very expensive.

There are a few bright spots along the way. Namely, the ships and modules that have been opened up through a varied training programme that includes tech 2 mining equipment, logistics cruisers and some command ships. This is easily countered by the fail combat skills that barely allow for named heavy missiles on a Drake and some lame, unsupported rails on a Moa. It’s rather comical sometimes to be able to fit a full Tech 2 tank on every ship in the game, but then realize you still only have the equivalent of light weapons for armaments. Fear the fail firepower of 150mm rails on a Ferox! My heavy missile Drake of Dewm causes fits of laughter when people can safely orbit at 55 km and pick off my drones and then me.

Other suggest that I should be proud of the fact that I can invent nearly anything possible on the market, but even that seems to fall flat. I have consistently managed to lose money or break even on Tech 2 invention and production. My volume approach is low and slow, so as to be moving backwards in appearance. I can train people to use the towers, labs, production facilities, but seem to fail in doing so myself. What was I thinking! Science is for smart people. Production is for people who are actually motivated.

So what have we learned from all of this:

• Train all the skills you possibly can [let's start with 231]
• Train a wide variety of skills to level 5 [53 is a good number]
• Science skills help you store lot’s of SP [9.6 million and counting]
• Collect ships [So you can collect dust]
• Every 3-4 months spend everything you have on one ship setup and then poke a pirate.

And I think I’ve rambled on enough for all of us today. And that is how to fail.

I guess I just lost my carebear I don’t know where he went Was gonna steal all his money The [...]]]>

As of late I’ve been flying around Tash-Murkon with a song stuck in my head. I blame Mynxee for no other reason than she comes to mind as a perfect fit for the song.

I guess I just lost my carebear
I don’t know where he went
Was gonna steal all his money
The corps gotta pay the rent
I gotta brand new Hurricane
And I’m gonna fly it tonight
I wanna find some trouble
I wanna start a fight

And guess what
We’re having more fun
And now your armor’s gone
I’m gonna kill your structure
You’re all right, you’re just dead
And you’re a fool
So, so what?
I’m still a pirate
I’ve got my drones out
And got a lock on

And so on. Doesn’t that just scream Hellcats?
[All to the tune of "So What" by Pink]